July 9, 2019

Whistle While you Work

Along the Aegean Sea, citizens of Greece are fond of sharing a saying as old as Cronus (the Titan of Time) himself.

Patience surely has its place when you’re savoring life’s little pleasures on a lazy afternoon… but not when you’re trying to work on your laptop… or watch a show…. or gah! WHY IS HOTEL INTERNET ALWAYS SO SLOW?

“Αγάλι-αγάλι γίνεται η αγουρίδα μέλι.”

“The unripe grape gets sweet as honey, child, but at a slow pace.”

Internet is not meant to be savored; it’s meant to be driven like the Korres P4 – with it’s 7.0 Liter LS7 V8 engine producing 505 horsepower and the ability to reach 100 km/h in 3.8 seconds with a max speed of 300 km/h.

You felt your hair blowing back just reading that, didn’t you. Sweet! Now you’re properly prepared for our fiber optic Internet which we’re pleased to provide you for WAY less than the price of a Korres P4. In fact you’ll be happy to hear that you can enjoy it for the same price as a lazy afternoon lounging along the Aegean Sea: Free.

Tagged: Customer Service, Free Wifi, Greece, Hospitality, Hotel, Internet, Korres P4, Regina

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